THE HOT ADVENTURES OF A NOT COLD BIATCH

Vicki snores like a donkey. And some cool caves!!! | 09 Nov 2006

Woke up in morning and I set to work making pancakes because last time I promised to make them I ended up not getting up and everyone keeps talking about how much they want pancakes to try to make me feel bad!! So I mixed and I whisked and while they originally looked dirty dirty (because dirt kept blowing into the mixing bowl) they actually tasted damn good! Well I thought so. Some bits were a little crunchy because of the little sticks mixed up in the mixture but that´s nothing a little maple syrup can´t cover up! Bob even ate a pancake just to make me happy which was nice because he never eats breakfast.

Made our way into the middle of the national park. Headed down into some awesome caves!!!! They had the most incredible formations from the calcium (is that right?) that drips down when the water comes through and .... ooh I´m really not explaining it properly. But in short, the caves were hot to trot.

Then toddled off to go for a walk around the park, called Seven Cities because of it´s different areas that were thought to house seven different tribes.

We saw lots of big rocks and had to use our imagination to see the shape they formed. The guide was so cute! The weather was so unbelievably hot, I was sweating like a bitch. Sooooo gross.

Stayed at this cool campsite with a pool that was ridiculously deep. About one metre in the deepest part. Drank lots of capirinhas which were not great and I dont believe were even made of limes but that´s cool. Ate meat and mash for dinner, tasty tasty.

The name Jingles was born because stoopid Bob forgot my name. I am Jingles the Christmas Elf.

Bob and I slept outside cos the tent was ridiculously hot. We saw the most amazing shooting star. It was the highlight of Bobbles´ trip so far. Lovely lovely. Also lovely was Vicki´s snoring. Whenever she´s drunk, she snores so incredibly loudly but the donkey snore topped all other nights of thunderous noise. Bob also treated me to a restless night because of his snoring too. But, oddly enough, he hasn´t snored since - strange because he is renowned for his loud and grotesque nightly noises. I mean snoring.

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