THE HOT ADVENTURES OF A NOT COLD BIATCH

Hottest night in August!!!!!!!! - TRAILER TRASH | 05 Aug 2006

Everyone was dressed like the hot biatches they are!!! With the exception of Monique – NOT IMPRESSED!!! Chris and Alice the Camel won prizes with Esther getting a special mention with her efforts with {esther the queen} written all over herself including fellow hot biatch girlfriend Renée. Tanya easily won meat-sculpting (Esther what the hell were you trying to create?!?!?) but as Ol´ ange forgot about a prize, received NADA!!! Except Marcus later in the evening. Bron-Bron did her best to hide her present to Ange but failed but in an exciting way as Ange anticipated it for at least 3 days before receiving the BoOk!!! Latos was as damn hot as ever and gave Ange a present that could not be opened until the plane ride which, when opened, was absolutely understandable. However, it made Latos appear somewhat perverted but still kinda saucy. Never mind, better luck next time. Sebba had hair appearing from his pants (HOT) and B-ron looked like true trailer trash. Lachie was subtle in his high-class brown suit and workman´s jacket and Staggah didn´t stop raving about Daniel´s (also very subtle – so subtle I didn´t notice) outfit. 4-x was hot and little and by little I mean teeny tiny. Jim Dog was drunk on arrival but adopted the name of Gridiron Joe for the activities within his trousers. Jasmina needed not go shopping for an outfit – you naughty minx! Britney hosted the evening with a joint/bread-stick in her mouth and a baby-belly. Dad´s undies decorated the place along with the Essendon football team. A trolley, retrieved with much difficulty by Lach and Ange, provided space for drink placement. Ros had a skewed breast-enlargement. Seb may have enjoyed it somewhat. Shazza-the-hore overlooked the evening´s festivities. Liv chewed a squeaky chicken and enjoyed it. Damo and Angy showed off their legs and buttocks in uber-tight, uber-short footy shorts. Ry-dog claimed he had no clothes to wear and ended up looking like as big a trashbag as all others. Lucky he has a hot girlfriend, Réedog, to make himself one half of a seriously good-looking couple. Little Stef (aka Little Stiff) tried to dress up but just ended up putting all the girls to shame by looking DAMN hot!!! (Screw you Lil Steffi!!) Jess drank from her hat. Hot. Em Caruso looked like Megan Gale. Even in bogan-wear. Ange and Rach were hot as always. NOT FAIR?!?!?! Tam was drunk (and hot!). Two unnamed persons got jiggy in Ange´s bed. Ange-a cooked up a McAnge in the early hours of the morning – damn good. Everyone else who I haven´t gotten around to mentioning was damn HoT!!!!!!!!

Locations Visited: Melbourne

Add Comment

Comment Policy:

Only signed in members can comment on journal entries. Please sign in now or register if you would like to leave a comment. Comments are sent to the owner of this journal for approval before being made live on the site.