THE HOT ADVENTURES OF A NOT COLD BIATCH

Shallow Bob gives Shallow Hal a run for his money | 11 Nov 2006

I´ll be honest. I was in a bbbbbbbbbbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd mood. Because Adam was annnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggg.

I was also in a bad mood because I´d had enough of all the guys being shallow and treating girls as if they are pieces of meat. Rating them from Argentinian steak to McDonalds chicken nuggets. I told Bob I thought he was shallow and he almost shed tears. Poor sensitive creature. But we made up.

All the others went out and I went to bed because I was tired. But the others certainly had interesting evenings. Maddie and Adam hooked up, Fleur kissed a homeless man with no teeth (well, it´s debatable) and Vicky rustled her plastic bags when she got home. Bobbles, Ryan, Mark and Andy saw some sort of show - Meg and Laus please don´t read any further for a moment. Skip to the next paragraph. Among other things, a guy strutted around with a candle strategically placed in one of his orifices. I´m sure you can guess which one.

Other group updates - Mads hits on me every time she´s drunk. It´s kinda funny. Bob wants my body... clock. Wha-ever, you don´t know me. Bob makes Bob laugh. Bob likes me to wake him up for breakfast every morning so that he can accompany me even though he doesn´t eat breakfast. Except for the morning I made pancakes for everyone in which case he ate a pancake to make me happy. Bob and I message each other even though we´re never more than about 10 metres away. My whole travel journal is going to be about Bob because I needed to remember what we did each day and enlisted Bob´s help. Also because my entire days are filled with Bob, Bobbles and Bobbit. But that´s cool. So anyone who doesn´t like Bob should stop reading. Though how could anyone not like the Bob? As he always tells me.

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